Night Crumbs
The new Star Wars movie got a full title and in case you can’t tell by that picture above the full title is: Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I didn’t realize The Force took a disco nap. I expect every hardcore Star Wars fanboy to whisper that subtitle into the ear of his Princess Leia Real Doll when he wakes up with morning wood – Lainey Gossip
These Campari calendar pictures starring Eva Green are hot, but they still won’t get me to drink Campari – Drunken Stepfather
So basically, Justin Theroux is going to come home after buying another pair of black jeggings and find Jennifer Aniston in a wedding gown surrounded by her favorite Cabbage Patch dolls in bridesmaids dresses – Celebitchy
I’d watch the CMA Awards if they brought the glamour the way they did in the 90s – Jezebel
Kim Richards stays clueless, releases a dog shit statement about Kingsley attacking her niece – Reality Tea
Brit Brit Spears got the key to the City of Las Vegas, and about five minutes later Las Vegas changed their locks – WWTDD
The massive flaming douchebag from this season of Top Chef got arrested for being a massive flaming douchebag – The Superficial
Be right back, going to Starbucks to order ALL the Lattes – Towleroad
That fake unicorn looks really excited and thrilled to be posing with Rebel Wilson – The Berry
Why is Tacky Pataky wearing what looks like an ice skating costume made out of bordello curtains? – Hollywood Tuna
Anne Hathaway looks like a disgraced preacher’s wife – Popoholic
Ariana Grande Latte performed at the CMAs while wearing something from the Tron junior prom – IDLYITW
Daddy Spears’ has officially hired a new boyfriend for Our Lady of Cheetos – ICYDK
How NOT To Get Away With Attempted Murder by the drummer of AC/DC – Popsugar
FYI: Michael Sam was on Harry Styles’ back recently – OMG Blog
Poke at me when Nick Jonas does gay porn already – SOW
Bitch, please, we know your address is AZUSA, Adore Delano – Boy Culture