Night Crumbs

November 5, 2014 / Posted by:

Skeletor is engaged to his on-and-off model girlfriend Shannon De Lima and if they get married, she’ll be his third wife. I hope Skeletor did a thorough background check on this Shannon trick, because she could be an undercover member of Team He-Man whose sole goal is to keep him from conquering Castle Grayskull once and for all ¬† – Lainey Gossip¬†

Panty Creamer of the Day: The new Jesus ChristJezebel

“Corey Gamble, Corey Gamble, where do I know that name from?” is what you’ll think to yourself while watching the news about a man named Corey Gamble who was found on the streets of Calabasas clutching his bloody crotch after some kind of wild creature tore his nuts out – Celebitchy

Lydia, the malnourished seahorse from The Real Housewives of Orange County, gave birth to another human – Reality Tea

Jessica Chastain is most likely going to be Captain Marvel and since getting a Marvel franchise is like winning the lottery, she should shut down her Facebook account, change all her numbers, move and run if she ever sees one of her relatives on the street – The Superficial

Emma Stone’s Sally Bowles looks a little too clean and pretty for my tastes – Drunken Stepfather

Harry Styles dated career beard Taylor Swift for a minute, so didn’t we all already know he was at least bi? – Towleroad

That dress Nicki Minaj’s wearing is going to leave the most fucked up tan lines – WWTDD

The top of Margot Robbie’s dress looks like the ears on a bunny Peep to me and yes I’m always thinking about candy – Hollywood Tuna

What In Joker Makeup Counter Makeover HELL did Entertainment Weekly do to Sigourney Weaver’s face? – IDLYITW

Lemony Snicket is going to be a Netflix series – Pajiba

I don’t know if that’s what Olivia Munn was going for or not, but her eyebrows look like wet turds – Popoholic

And yet, I can still understand that goat better than I can understand Kathy Bates’ accent in American Horror Story: Freak ShowThe Berry

ASkars in a t-shirt, because it’s been a long time – ICYDK

Donald Faison and CaCee Cobb Salad’s new baby is a girl – Popsugar

Yup, Johnny Depp as The Wolf still looks a mess – HuffPo

Jon Hamm loves all that Internet pussy – SOW

That guy who played Superman once has nipples and they look like this – Just Jared

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