Night Crumbs

October 29, 2014 / Posted by:

Kim Kartrashian reached to new heights of “BITCH PLEASE” at the Re/Code Code Mobile conference when she said that reality TV deserves more respect, because she works hard and her krap show has more episodes than I Love Lucy. That’s a good komparison, because it’s well known that Lucy, a legendary comedian, got I Love Lucy after the F-list brother of a singer peed on her in a sex tape – Reality Tea¬†

Chelsea Hander’s ex-piece and Kylie Minogue showed up to a club together and let’s just say that they’re bumping genitals. And let’s also say that they’re bumping genitals so hard that Kylie’s brains got a little tossed around, which would explain why she’s wearing your memaw’s favorite Easter Sunday look – Lainey Gossip

Rita Ora’s on the cover of Cosmo giving me “The Joker in sloppy drag” face – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston probably won’t get an Oscar nomination for Cake, but if she does, hold onto something sturdy and brace yourselves for all the “ANGIE VS. ANISTON: SHOWDOWN AT THE OSCARS” tabloid covers – Celebitchy

Hopefully, Beyonce stole Hedwig’s wig, because bitch needs a new one – Towleroad

Marvel sticks the tip in again with some extra footage from Avengers: Age of Ultron The Superficial

So what George Clinton is trying to say is that his asshole has severe LSD flashbacks every time he sits on the toilet – WWTDD

Rashida Jones, Kate Hudson and Olivia Wilde take a picture together at the 2014 Fugly Dress Convention – Hollywood Tuna

DanRad shows everyone that he should’ve been the most famous white rapper to come out of Britain instead of Lady SovereignJezebel

Katherine Heigl was at a Big Brothers Big Sisters event the other night and the only thing I have to say about that is: Haven’t the Little Brothers and Little Sisters been through enough? – Popoholic

Jake Gyllenhaal probably would’ve been a whole lot more scared if Taylor Swift popped out instead – Pajiba

Panty Creamer of the Day: This country singing dude – Popsugar

This is what Snooki’s latest baby looks like (SPOILER ALERT: She looks like me after smoking my third bowl) – ICYDK

You know, I was just saying to myself that I haven’t seen enough of Neil Patrick Harris’ face lately – HuffPo

In case you didn’t know this already, Cindy Crawford gave birth to her twin – The Berry

Um, isn’t that the way Frankie Grande Latte dresses every day? – OMG Blog

Olivia Benson’s like, “Girl, please, those aren’t the noises I make. Those are your sex moans and we both know it” – SOW

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or get into long-ass fights, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. Also, promoting adblockers is not allowed. And some comment threads will be pre-moderated, so it may take a second for your comment to show up if it's approved.

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >