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This corn-loving Siamese Cat!

There’s approximately 7 billion videos on YouTube that proves that cats are really damn weird and here’s another one to throw on that pile, and strangely enough that pile is next to the pile of eaten corn cobs this pussy has devoured. In this clip, the part of Pimp Mama Kris is being played by that cat and the part of the souls of innocent children is being played by that corn. Just like PMK’s favorite thing in the world to do is nom nom nom up the souls of innocent children, this pussy’s favorite thing in life is eating corn.

The best part really is that corn-crazed pussy’s cat friend throwing a look like, “Yeah, that bitch is crazy for corn.”

I mean, we all eat delicious corn as though it’s the last time we’re going to eat corn and we’re not going to let any trick take it away from us, but I didn’t know some cats eat it like that too. That cat is going crazy on that corn. It’s not going to let any bitch get in between it and that corn. It’s “Diz Iz Mah Cornz” eyes and Lucifer growl tells you that it’s possessed by that corn! It’s a pussy of the corn. I think it might love corn more than Teddy Bear loves corn.

That video was uploaded onto YouTube two Junes ago, but I’m not sure when it was shot (judging by the blurriness and that tablecloth, I’m guessing 1984 or current day Russia). Whenever it was shot, I’m sure that cat is still eating corn like there’s really no tomorrow.

And it’s all fun and laughs until someone in the comment section says, “Corn kills cats!” But in the meantime, my thoughts and prayers are with that cat’s litter box, because you know it suffered some serious shit the next day. That cat probably redefined the phrase “cornhole.”

via Uproxx