Night Crumbs

Panty Creamer Of The Day: Prince Hot Ginge wearing the hell out of a tuxedo while making a face that clearly says, “Heh, my willy just rubbed up against my boxers and I liked it” – Lainey Gossip 

Cindy Crawford giving you butch mannequin – Drunken Stepfather

Chris Noth jokingly calls Carrie Bradshaw a whore and where’s the Cristal Connors “We’re all whores, darlin’” GIF when I really need it? – Celebitchy

Sonja Morgan of The Real Drunkwives of New York pulled a first degree Shia LaDouche at Molly Ringwald’s cabaret show – Reality Tea

I will say that Khloe Kartrashian’s rumored half-sister does have a “Ugh, I just found out I’m related to one of Pimp Mama Kris’ spawn” look on her face – WWTDD

How To Get The FBI To Hold A Magnifying Glass Up To Your Laptop In One Easy Step by John Grisham – The Superficial

The moment an Ariana Grande Latte fan was hit with the self-realization that they’re an Ariana Grande Latte – Egotastic!

Why do I feel like there’s been at least 10,000 trailers for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1? – Towleroad

Burt Reynolds’ kiss turned Doogie Howser gay. I knew it! – Jezebel

They’re making commercials for Fleshlights now – SOW

Add a velvet bolero to Selena Gomez’s outfit and you’d have one of my tia’s funeral outfits – Hollywood Tuna

Emma Stone looks really excited to be Sally Bowles on Broadway – Popoholic

Meanwhile, the Robsten fan girl tears will flood the Earth any minute now – Popsugar

So that’s why Kelly Brook keeps going back to David McIntosh – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Joan Rivers died of hypoxic arrest – ICYDK

Oh it’s okay, I didn’t need to sleep tonight – The Berry

Presenting the new #1 example for delusion – Just Jared

And on a sad note: Rest in peace, Misty Upham – HuffPo