Night Crumbs

October 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Shia LaBeef (seen above smothering his crotch mouse while stealing Mickey Rourke’s signature look) told Jimmy Kimmel about the night he got arrested at Cabaret and since he’s a noted bullshitter, he totally made up his side of the story, but I give him a gold star for adding that part about how he man hugged Alan Cumming’s ass with his hand – Lainey Gossip

Great, now we’re all going to get Ebola and all because Dr. Nancy Smuggyman couldn’t stay her ass at home – Celebitchy

Kenya Moore isn’t going to donate $20,000 to the Detroit Public Schools Foundation at this time because bitch needs a $20,000 donation herself – Reality Tea

Shay Mitchell stole Phoebe Price’s go-to Slut-O-Ween pose – Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake posted a picture of Jessica Biel on his Instagram for the first time and that dark, foreboding cloud tells me that either this is how they’re announcing their divorce or those hos are so boring that they just like to sit and watch clouds move – IDLYITW

Make room in Robert Downey Jr.’s gold vault, because another delivery from Marvel is coming through – The Superficial

Miley Cyrus went topless on a hotel balcony in Australia and stay tuned for tomorrow’s series titled Miley Cyrus Went Topless on a Hotel Balcony in New Zealand and Thursday’s series titled Miley Cyrus Went Topless on a Hotel Balcony in… – Egotastic!

Carol Burnett still has it and I’m shaking my head at Andy Cohen’s fame whore dog for snatching her moment away – Towleroad

Slow Pap Day: The paparazzi took pictures of Fifth Harmony in bikinis – WWTDD

Gisele Buttchin serves up prance and cheese at a Chanel party – Hollywood Tuna

Here’s Ryan Phillipe’s bare ass, but what in the hell is going on in that scene? – OMG Blog

MiserAlba goes to that Fame Whore Pumpkin Patch and has a look on her face that clearly says, “But, but, but where is The Great Ginger Phoebe Price?” – Popoholic

Laura Jeanne Poon on her disorderly conduct arrest: “Yup, America found out that its sweetheart is a crazy bitch!” – ICYDK

In case this hasn’t been splattered over all of your walls, here’s the reenactment of the Bath & Body Works rant. For the record, I am firmly on Team Jen from Appleton – Popsugar

Bendelion Cumberbund is the anti-homophobe hero we all need AND deserve – Pajiba

Jon Cryer brings Duckie back and I guarantee you some L.A. hipster is wearing that exact outfit right now – SOW

This dude is a one-man RuPaul’s Drag Race Snatch GameThe Berry

Who cares about the guyliner, what in the Hell kind of GD outfit is the smooth rat wearing? – Just Jared

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