Open Post: Hosted By The Ginger Queen Of The Fame Whore Pumpkin Patch

October 13, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

This Open Post is going up really, really early, because Allison is out this week and apparently, so is my brain (“This is totally new information!” – you with a sarcasm filter on your mouth). I completely forgot that this morning I have a doctor’s appointment to further investigate why an obese, burping gerbil is still stuck in my froat and refuses to leave (read: Why acid reflux is still terrorizing my insides). While I’m there, I’ll also bring up the fact that I have the memory of a dead goldfish. I’m hoping my doctor will tell me that the cure is more booze and more weed.

So I’ll be back when I’m back. For now I leave you with these pictures of the Patron Saint of Dlisted, Phoebe Price, starting off the Slut-O-Ween season right by teaching the children of the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood how to deliver demure poses while looking like a Hot Topic scarecrow hooker. Patton Oswalt, these are for you!

Pics: Splash

Tags: Open Post

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