Night Crumbs

October 10, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

After headlining the Venice Comic-Con known as his ridiculous, dramatic ass wedding, George Clooney made an appearance at New York Comic-Con. Even Hugh Laurie isn’t here for his cheese – Lainey Gossip

If the Red Flash moved his head a little to the right and fell forward, that picture would have all the makings of a great gay porn – The Superficial

But why is Sarah Jessica Parker dressed like a Victorian era toddler going to a christening? – Drunken Stepfather

UPDATE: During that good-old fashioned Palin family drunken brawl, Sarah Palin sat in the limo the whole time because she didn’t want to damage the Bump-It in her hair – Celebitchy

Basic cable monster Abby Lee Miller got sued for being a monster – Reality Tea

Kim Jong Un is an amazing athlete. In other news, why the hell am I writing about Kim Jong Un? – WWTDD

Speaking of dicks, I just spent the last 10 minutes looking for James Franco’s in this picture – Towleroad

There’s something Tori Spelling-esque about Bethenny Frankelstein’s chichis area – Egotastic!

JLo really wants you to see her 45-year-old abs – Hollywood Tuna

But really, they should do this every time a plane that Wonky McValtrex is on lands – Popsugar

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Okay, I’m okay with a Labyrinth 2 as long as the lead character is David Bowie’s bulge – Jezebel

Happy Why Work Out When I Can Fap To These Pictures Instead Friday! – The Berry

Another day, another set of pictures of Taylor Swift looking like a Bye Bye Birdie chorus member – Popoholic

Nicole Kidman wants a fetus in her uterus – ICYDK

If producers want a ginger Bond girl why the hell didn’t they cast international supermodel and renowned feature film actress Phoebe Price? – Pajiba

Joe Dirt 2 is happening for some reason – SOW

Bridget Jones 3 without Hugh Grant is happening for some reason – HuffPo

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