Night Crumbs

October 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Throw your Tindr app in the trash where it belongs! Press the x on your Grindr app! Tell your OkCupid account to fuck off! Because the frosted psychic opal of Puerto Rico and Bruce Jenner’s style icon, Walter Mercado, has a dating site and it’s the only dating site you need. But I don’t know how you’re going to find a soulmate on his site, because your mind will be too busy twirling through the stars as you stare at his beautiful face in the banner – Latin Times

Marky Mark joined the Starving Our Way To An Oscar Club by losing 60 pounds for a role. I was going to say that he kind of looks the same to me so he must’ve lost most of the weight in his brain, but what brain? – Lainey Gossip

Kate Upton seems so calm and happy for someone who was just attacked by a swarm of moths – Egotastic!

In case you didn’t already know that Prince Pierced Peen and Princess Charlene have the chemistry of water and a lit match – Celebitchy

Bai Ling serves up some Craigslist hooker pictures glamour – Drunken Stepfather

Lesson of the Day: Ewoks are like rubber bands. They snap right back after birthing out a baby – Reality Tea

Why does Matt Damon look like he’s really excited to get home and have some alone time with that Zorro donkey piñata? – Popsugar

Will somebody please let Adrienne Barbeau know that she should sue Lady CaCa for stealing her hairstyle from Creepshow? – WWTDD

Kylie Jenner looks like a Bratz doll chola – The Superficial

A hot piece from TOWIE came out about his love for peen – Towleroad

Eva Longoria’s dress looks like the deformed baby of a coverlet from the 1950s and Madge’s Vogue bustier – Hollywood Tuna

That’s not red eyeshadow on Ariana Grande Latte, right? That’s probably the blood of her victims. – Popoholic

A basic bitch’s guide to Halloween – The Berry

And here we are again: Amanda Bynes threatens to sue In Touch WeeklyICYDK

This is what Joshua Jackson’s ass crack looks like. I know you’ve been wondering – OMG Blog

What Robert Downey Jr. is trying to say is that he’ll commit to Iron Man 4 as soon as Marvel offers him the entire United States Treasury building to do it – SOW

Adele’s not coming out with an album this year, so you’ll have to find other songs to sob to while eating an uncooked cookie log – HuffPo

Gabriel Aubry will ask for a bump in child support in 3..2.. – Just Jared

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