Night Crumbs

October 3, 2014 / Posted by:

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin’s wedding pictures are in Vanity Fair Italia too. We should all just make peace with the fact that every time we open up any magazine, newspaper, pamphlet or catalog, George and Amal’s OMGSOHAPPYSOINLOVE faces will be staring back us. Their goddamn wedding pictures will terrorize us forever – Lainey Gossip  

Why can’t George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin be as understated, non-fame whorey and modest as German diamond Micaela Schaefer? – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Supreme bitch Charlize Theron is sucking the soul out of SoulCycle – Celebitchy

Laura Jeanne Poon’s American citizen ass is in yoga pants, if that’s what your eyes need today – The Superficial

Twit and Twat are making their grand return to reality TV and by “grand” I mean the opposite of that – Reality Tea

I think I just had a staring contest with Jessica Simpson’s nipples and I’m pretty sure they lost – WWTDD

Yeah, that’s what Brad Pitt said too, bitch! – Towleroad

I see that JLo is taking fashion tips from Bratz dolls now – Hollywood Tuna

David Lynch threatens you with a good time (and more Log Lady) – Pajiba

In the House of Goopy, the words “Jennifer Lawrence” are as dirty and forbidden as the word “carbs” – ICYDK

If my chihuahua knew how to watch videos, he’d roll his eyes at this silly chihuahua playing with bubbles – The Berry

Emmy Rossum’s eye make-up sort of makes her look like she’s got vagina eyes – Popoholic

QUICK! Grab the RAID, dead spiders are attacking Naya Rivera’s eyes – Moe Jackson

That’ll do, Kimmel, that’ll do – Popsugar

RIP Dallas 2.0 Just Jared

Vanessa Hudgens has period hair now – HuffPo

The Rock is starring in Baywatch: The Movie and I’m not sure what to do with that information – SOW

Is this how Rumer Willis was made? – Jezebel

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