Open Post: Hosted By Bobo, The Cat Who Loves Nothing More Than Getting Vacuumed

It’s still Monday so why not turn off your brain (“Um, I do that as soon as I go onto Dlisted.com, bitch” – you) and get into an 80-second-long video of a cat slipping into a cloud of purrrre ecstasy while getting vacuumed by his human. If you’re really confused while looking at that screen shot, let me guess that this isn’t what you had in mind when you landed on this page after Googling, “pussy getting sucked off hard.”

While some cats would scratch open their human’s face if a vacuum got near them, Bobo has always loved getting Hoover’d. Bobo’s human said on Facebook (via Metro UK) that his love affair with vacuums started when he was a kitten and now he’s addicted to it.

When he was a little kitten (about 2-3 months old) he liked to play with the brush, his two brothers were affraid and they “dissappeared” when I started to use the vacuum cleaner (I regret that I didn’t record more videos with little Bobo…seeing him chasing brush was very funny). When Bobo was bigger I tried to use the same type of brush like in this video on his back. He was surprised and a little scared, but after 2-3 “sessions” he started to like being vacuumed. Now it’s a ritual for him.

Bobo might think he’s got his human well-trained in the art of cat massage, but I see the human as the real winner here. Because all of the cat hair that’d normally end up all over the sofa is getting sucked into that vacuum’s stomach. If Bobo poops in the toilet and thinks scratching furniture is something low-class trash does, he’s the perfect cat. Clone him!

And somewhere, Parasite Hilton’s gynecologist is watching this video while wishing that her pussy would behave like this when they vacuum the crotch critters off of it.