Night Crumbs

September 26, 2014 / Posted by:

Um, I’ve read the Bear Grylls proposal story and I’m pretty sure Gerry’s supposed to pull the engagement ring out of his ass, not mine” is what Gerard Butler’s piece thought to herself as his fingers went for her ass – The Superficial

Rachel McAdams probably beat out Jessica Biel for the female lead in season two of True Detective. Well, if producers need to cast a human in the role of the “flat circle,” they should cast Jessica Biel. She has just the right personality for it – Lainey Gossip

Lena Dunham says that as soon as she got got chunky, the chubby chasers fell from the sky – Celebitchy

Demi Lovato gracefully poots out a doody bubble – Drunken Stepfather

“I wanna see the receipts!” – God to Backdoor FarrahReality Tea

One way to get me to watch How To Get Away With Murder is to promise lots of gay sex – Towleroad

Woe is the Crystal Enchantress of the Ice, again – WWTDD

The guy from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure who isn’t Keanu Reeves says that strange things will once again be afoot at the Costco. I said “Costco” instead of “Circle K,” because I don’t think many 40-somethings hang out in front of the Circle K – Jezebel

Lady CaCa stops a fight while looking like something found at the bottom of a Port-A-Potty at a candy rave circa 1999 – Popsugar

Kelly Brook’s t-shirt is no match for her magnificent chichis – Hollywood Tuna

This is what one of the now grown twinks from O-Town is doing for relevancy and I don’t hate it at all – OMG Blog

It took me a minute to realize that the stuff on Vanessa Hudgens’ leggings weren’t butterfly-shaped poop stains – Popoholic

Normal Guy Dave might get his job back – ICYDK

Vanessa Williams is getting married – Just Jared

Presenting the Glittery Gays of YouTube before there was YouTube – Boy Culture

Your Slutoween costume found: Slutty Olaf from FrozenPITNB

Poor Becky, even her twin Taylor Swift is making fun of her marijuana overdose – HuffPo

A picture-perfect basic wedding for a picture-perfect basic bitch – The Berry

Pic: Pacific Coast News

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