Night Crumbs

September 24, 2014 / Posted by:

Scotland would like Jessica Simpson to know that it unanimously voted to ban her from wearing tartan ever again – Lainey Gossip

Kaley Cuoco responds to The Fappening #2 by doing a #2 for Instagram, because why not, I guess – Drunken Stepfather

The meaning of everlasting love may rise from its grave, because Mama June and Sugar Bear could be faking their split for the sake of ratings – Reality Tea

Heartbreakers would’ve been a totally different movie and way more rapey if Norman Reedus played Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boyfriend – Celebitchy

Spend time with the set of ass cheeks that Jamie Dornan will spank with a paddle in Fifty Shades of Shit next year – WWTDD

Jessica Simpson’s dumbass husband throws his ATM, I mean baby, up in the air – The Superficial

Chris Kluwe gets topless and smears brownie batter on his stomach for equality! – Towleroad

Six seconds after giving birth, Stacy Keibler and her midget David Bromstad-looking husband hit the stroll – Hollywood Tuna

Rob Lowe gives us “the son of the Mentat Master from Dune” hotness in an ad for DirecTV – Pajiba

The pattern on Jessica Chastain’s dress looks like the wallpaper on my iPhone and yes, I am a 12-year-old girl on the inside – Popoholic

Everybody’s Secret Married: The Sean Hayes Edition – SOW

Naomi Watts’ son shows the paparazzi what he thinks of them – ICYDK

You mean to tell me the Ermahgerd girl didn’t grow up to be Missi Pyle? – The Berry

CBS has given itself two more chances to make up for Big Brother’s worst season ever – Just Jared

I’m sure Tina Fey will get right on that – HuffPo

Nate Berkus and Jeremiah from The Rachel Zoe Project are going to be daddies – Popsugar

If anybody should sue Disney for stealing their life story and turning it into Frozen, it should be Nicole KidmanJezebel

Go ahead, Olivia Benson, listen to the voices in your head and scratch that trick for using you as a fashion accessory – Moe Jackson

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