Keanu Reeves Found Another Strange Lady In His House And This Time She Was Naked

September 24, 2014 / Posted by:

I like to imagine this is the same face Keanu Reeves made when he found another Keanu-crazy lady in his house. “Duuuuuude, what a total bummer! Not cool!

Literally the day after he was woken up at 4am by a woman in her mid-40s sitting in his library (or as he calls it, the room with books), the come-to-life shaka sign found another unwanted fan in his home. TMZ says that on Tuesday of last week, a woman entered Keanu’s home through an unlocked door and immediately stripped off her clothes and took a shower. Once she was done trying to wash off the crazy, she decided to take a naked swim in his pool. It was at this point that Keanu (who wasn’t at home, probably because he was still at the police station taking care of the first crazy lady situation) received a call from a cleaning crew in his house, informing him that there was a strange lady wandering around naked. The woman apparently entered his home through a gate that was accidentally left open by one of the cleaners.

So Keanu calmly thanked them for calling to let him know his house is now infested with crazy, and he called the police. Once again, the crazy lady skinny dipper was taken away for a psychiatric evaluation. I’m not a doctor, but I’m going to guess she was diagnosed with 90s Hunk Fever.

I knew that Neo still had the skills to drop panties faster than a bus driving with a bomb under it, but DAMN! These women will straight-up home invade a bitch for a taste of Ted Logan’s wyld trouser stallyn! Don’t they realize they don’t need to be so crazy? Keanu is chill as fuck! I bet if you asked nicely, he’d invite you over and teach you some pants-less tai chi. You just have to ask!

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or get into long-ass fights, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. Also, promoting adblockers is not allowed. And some comment threads will be pre-moderated, so it may take a second for your comment to show up if it's approved.

alt="drupal analytics" >