Iggy Azalea’s Legal Team Is Now Saying That It’s Probably Her In That Sex Tape

September 12, 2014 / Posted by:

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Vivid Entertainment shat up a statement yesterday claiming that they had an Iggy Azalea sex tape in their warm, sticky hands and they were willing to offer her a bag of money that’s bigger than her Play-Doh ass if she signed off on it. But Iggy quickly shot them down when she claimed on Twitter that Vivid needs to blow the cum dust out of their eyes, because it’s not her in that sex tape and they should be arrested for trying to make money off of somebody else’s fuck time moments.

“I dont have a sex tape but for the record… Anyone who releases or attempts to make profit off someone else’s intimate moments against their will is a sex offender. & it honestly makes me sick to see the media encourage any other attitude towards those sorts of people, we should want to protect our women and i really hope that america will follow Europe and their laws to better protect peoples privacy and fundamental rights. And on that note, I’m off to get a manicure. peaaaaccceeeeeee outtttttt *drops the mic*”

I had hoped that Iggy was right and that Vivid got their Iggys mixed up. It wasn’t Iggy Azalea in that sex tape, it was Iggy Pop! But my cum bubble has been popped. After Iggy dropped that mic, her lawyers picked it right back up. They tell TMZ that it’s probably Iggy in that sex tape, but the ex-boyfriend who shot it did so without her knowing it and that tape needs to be stamped with the PedoBear seal of approval, because she could be underage in it. That’s the story her lawyers are going with. They also tell TMZ that her ex (who also used to be her “business partner“) is only peddling the tape, because he’s trying to get revenge on her.

I don’t know why nobody can say for sure that it’s Iggy in that tape. Shouldn’t it be obvious? If the chick in the tape moans in a fake accent and screams, “Murda dis bizness with yo dick! Dis shit is da rillist,” while boning, then it’s totally Iggy Azalea. But then again, it could also be an ATL twin.

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