Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron’s Hairy Nipples

September 10, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

That Neighbors shit made $260 million worldwide and $260 million came from hos who only bought a ticket because they wanted the humidity in their pants to rise by 1000% while watching Zac Efron’s hairy nipples on a 30 foot tall movie screen. The producers of his new movie We Are Your Friends (which is directed by Max from Catfish aka not the one who punched out that girl in college) know this, so yesterday they shot a scene in Malibu starring Zac Efron’s hairy nipples. We Are Your Friends is about a group of – oh who the fuck cares, Zac Efron’s hairy nipples are in it and he’s wearing pot leaf boxers which make you want to say to him, “Can I take a hit off the bong in your pants?”

I’ve never noticed this before, but when Zac hunches over a little, his torso looks like Homer Simpson’s face. Don’t you just want to rub your donut hole against Homer’s lips (aka Zac’s abs)?

Here’s more of Michelle Rodriguez’s former scissor sister shooting in Malibu yesterday. In my mind, Zac Efron is forever a naturally hairless twink, so I’m choosing to believe that he’s totally wearing nipple weaves and a happy trail wig in these pictures.

Pics: FameFlynet

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