Night Crumbs

September 10, 2014 / Posted by:

At TIFF the other night, Tom Hardy once again showed everyone that the only way he’ll make out with you is if you’re a dog. That’s my cue to go down to the costume shop to rent their most realistic dog costume (“You don’t need a costume, bitch!” – you) – Lainey Gossip

Convicted rapist Mike Tyson got mad when a Canadian reporter called him a convicted rapist. Well, at least no ears were bitten off – Drunken Stepfather

Carmen Electra got nipple bombed – (NSFWish) WWTDD

Why would Anna Wintour need to take a selfie when she’s got minions to do that for her? – Jezebel

Nick Jonas gives a fuck effort strip show while selling his new song at a gay club – Towleroad

Sofia Vergara’s coke and hooker-loving ex-piece says that he likes his women to dress classy, which is kind of rich coming from a piece of trash like him – Celebitchy

The Porn Iguana named her tits and surprisingly she didn’t name them Monet and Picasso since they’re works of fine art – Reality Tea

Oh, it looks like a Lisa Frank folder used Miley Cyrus to wipe its ass with – The Superficial

Keira Knightley’s dressed like a business-minded toddler going to their first communion – Popoholic

Magnificent: Kelly Brooks’ chichis are – Hollywood Tuna

Ellen DeGeneres remade “Anaconda” and did it better – The Berry

Are we sure that’s not Rob Ford after switching parties? – Pajiba

At the end of the day, this supercut of the messes from Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta saying “at the end of the day” made my day, at the end of the day – Gawker

Megan Fox should’ve covered up those ugly boots instead – ICYDK

Steven Tyler is going to be a memaw again – Just Jared

This is terrifying and I am one hundred percent sure that my soul belongs to the Trollsens now – OMG Blog

Behold, the tongue that could toss, chop and liquefy your salad – SOW

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