Open Post: Hosted By Shia LaBeouf In Hot, Sexy Purple Spandex Leggings

September 6, 2014 / Posted by:

Ha, I eat that for a snack. – The Hammaconda”

Shia LaBeouf has been laying kind of low ever since he started up the twelve steps of AA after terrorizing Times Square and committing a truly illegal sin by interrupting Alan Cummings’ crotch thrusting during a performance of Cabaret. Shia RESURFACED!!! in L.A. this morning and I’m glad to see that he’s still keeping it one hundred percent sexy. Shia came out slathered in 80s workout hotness while going to breakfast with his girlfriend Mia “Bitch Where Are Your Goddamned Brows, Grab A Sharpie And Paint Some On Because You’re Scaring The Fucking Children” Goth. The paps say that Shia and Brow-less Mia were coming back from the L.A. Marathon. The L.A. Marathon happened in March,  so either Shia got his dates mixed up or he took a time machine to the L.A. Marathon circa 1986 and just got back.

But I’m going to choose to believe that Shia dressed up like that because he took an aerobics class inspired by this classic:

Put your mind to it, go for it, get down and break a sweat!

And if your eyeballs really needed more servings of Shia’s Spandex-covered suffocating moose knuckle, here you go.

Pics: FameFlynet, Wenn.com

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