Open Post: Hosted By This Silly Ass Cat Who Doesn’t Know How To Drink Out Of A Faucet Right

September 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Sometimes when I come home really drunk, I sit under the shower with my tongue sticking out because I figure that I should wash the skank off of me (“You can’t wash that off, bitch. It’s permanent” – you) while getting some non-booze liquid in my body. I look like that wet pussy above, basically.

But really, the hell is that pussy doing and the hell kind of drugs is that pussy on? If that cat is trying to drink water, she’s doing it wrong. If that cat is trying to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, she’s doing it wrong. If that cat is trying to re-enact Kelly LeBrock’s shower scene from Weird Science, she’s doing it wrong. If that cat is trying to waterboard herself while getting a tiny drink at the same time, then you know, she’s doing it right.

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