That Wig On “Alicia Silverstone” Though…

August 29, 2014 / Posted by:

Do yourself a favor and get into these clips from Lifetime’s Brittany Murphy biopic. This shit is so low-budget that I think it might be a prank.  I was waiting for Jimmy Kimmel, no scratch that – Seth Meyers to walk out. This is Lifetime’s attempt to grab ahold of that Sharknado-type viral success, right? No one can act, that girl looks not a thing like the much-missed Murphy, and holy shite, THAT WIG ON “ALICIA SILVERSTONE.” Did someone from The Craft cast a curse on that girl? What in hell does she have going on under there that required that on her head? I think it’s still attached to whatever animal died for it. And that animal has peed many times and it’s dried. They couldn’t afford an actual blonde? Did they spent too much (a Tan-O-Rama Groupon)) hiring the girl in the Mayam Bialik chapeau? Maybe they put the money aside in case Brittany’s trashbag dad actually sues and (jn a surreal moment) wins?

The other clip is Brittany having a fainting spell in the canyons or something with a guy who I assume is supposed to be Ashton Kutcher. But maybe it is supposed to be her also-dead husband Simon Monjack. I don’t think the people involved in this production have ever seen any movies or even photos of their subjects. The Blohan/Liz Taylor biopic just put a quarter in this one’s raggedy coffee cup, shook its head and thought “there but for the grace of God…” as it went about its day.

UPDATE – It’s come to our attention that some of you fine-ass bitches can’t play the vids. That’s a tragedy. It’s not the same but check out the trailer and some screen caps of THAT WIG below.

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