Kristen Stewart Blames Her Past Bad Acting On Her Co-Stars

Ok, I am going to begin this post in an unusual way for DListed. I’m a guest and you know that guest who goes through your medicine cabinet and thinks you don’t hear them rifling through your spermicide and hemorrhoid cream? The guest who comments on your generic brand cream cheese and doesn’t use a coaster even though the fucking coasters ARE RIGHT THERE ON THE  COFFEE TABLE AND CLEARLY NOT DECORATIVE? That’s me right now because I’m going to acknowledge two positives about Kristen Stewart’s interview in the September issue of Vanity Fair France. The first is that she looks really hot in the pics. The second is that she doesn’t come off as a COMPLETE asshole in the interview. In fact, she reads as a less petulant and stank Kristen Stewart than you’ve ever experienced.

Now that that’s out of the way, she DOES tend to suggest that she’s an amazing actress, and also blames any past bad acting on her part on her co-stars. So this is still finger-sucking malcontent Kristen Stewart and you’re still reading DListed in case you were wondering…

Bella Swan sez that she goes into “default” mode when she’s opposite someone whose talents aren’t on par with hers. “Default mode” would be “sullen, listless, finger-chewing, ixnaying her already non-existent lips, making you wonder about the cleanliness of her hair, making you wonder if she’s fucked the person she’s acting with, making you wonder if she’s fucked the director, making you turn your phone on to see if the movie’s close to over, etc.”

Oh yeah. Absolutely. I’m not the type of actor who can perform without wearing a mirror on my face. Everyone knows that you’re better with other actors who are really present, who you are having the same experience with, but I am made or broken on it. If I’m working with someone who I’m not vibing with, or who I have to fake anything with, then it’s sad for me and it’s bad acting.

So everyone she’s ever worked with hasn’t been present? That’s a shit ton of deficient co-stars. Someone should give her ass casting approval.

She’s fine for the rest of it. She does mention that despite what we read in the tabs and blogs, we don’t know “dick shit” about her. I’m sure that’s true but now we know she can come up with some truly disgusting synonyms for “anything.”

This interview IS from a French magazine so it’s totally possible that it was translated badly and she’s still a snarly asshole.

Check out more pics of Kristen Stewart in Vanity Fair France below.