Charlize Theron Feels Young People Are Unwise, Is Dating Sean Penn

August 27, 2014 / Posted by:

Charlize Theron’s stock continues to plummet. She was such a hot piece! I don’t mean her looks. I mean she had a past, she beat up Teri Hatcher, she had Meryl Streep taking several seats after what she pulled off in Monster, and, well, Young Adult. She even threw shade at a Sister, Sister and that’s just funny. But Sean Penn. And then she compared gossip about her to rape. And now this interview…

And then for some reason our society just wants to go…it’s like a dead flower. [She pulls a flower from a vase.] It’s like we wilt for some reason. 

Yeah, it’s that bad. She used props.

Charlize is still the face of Dior, and appears in the new campaign for the J’adore scent. In an interview with WWD, she opined that 20-somethings are vapid, stupid fucks who have no concept of true beauty. Yes, this same woman is currently licking up on a bad attitude with a drought-stricken riverbed face. I’ve never forgiven Claire Underwood and I won’t forgive her.

It’s ironic that we’ve built the beauty world around 20-year-olds, when they have no f–kin’ concept about wisdom, what life is about, having a few relationships below [their] belt and feeling hardships, to grow into [their] skin and feel confident within [themselves] and to feel the value of who [they] are, not because of a man or because of something like that. And I think that’s such a beautiful thing.

Girl, you’re fucking Sean Penn.

I really love having an awareness. I don’t want to live in a world with blinders on. I don’t want to live in a world where I just kind of play on my naïveté — well if I don’t know it, then it doesn’t exist.

Girl, you’re fucking Sean Penn.

And men are like fine wines — the older they get, the better they get.


She is truly beautiful in the face and body.  But if she’s seeing beauty in Penn’s gnarled and self-righteous nutsack, she needs to report back to the roller rink with Christina Ricci. That was beauty.

Check out a leggy teaser for Theron’s new J’adore ad below. The future is gold, and you ain’t gonna find it in Sean Penn’s drawers, honey.

Photo: Splash

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or get into long-ass fights, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. Also, promoting adblockers is not allowed. And some comment threads will be pre-moderated, so it may take a second for your comment to show up if it's approved.

alt="drupal analytics" >