Julia Louis-Dreyfus repeated two things this year: She wore red at the Emmys for the 1,489,095th time and she won an Emmy for the 456,984,988th. Before she accepted her Best Actress in a Comedy Emmy for the championship cursing she does in Veep, she had a moment with Bryan Cranston (who is giving me “Bill Murray as Magnum PI“) where their lips touched for a long time. I didn’t know whether I wanted to dim the lights and put my hand under my chonies or hide my eyes behind a pillow, because it’s kind of like watching your parents touch mouths for a long period of time.
But you know, that doesn’t really count as a “make out.” There was no tongue! It’s like when I make out with my pillow before I cry into a puddle over how I’ll probably be forever alone. I mean, that shit was totally G-Rated. St. Angie Jolie and her brother give each other more tongue when they make out.