Frankie Grande Feels That Many Lesbians Choose To Be So

August 25, 2014 / Posted by:

Frankie Grande (brother to this one in the get-up) recently held forth in the Big Brother house, explaining the gays to his housemates. One of his views (via Crushable) included this Frankie Fact:

“‘…many lesbians choose to become lesbians later in life. Women who have been with man after man after man after man choose to become a lesbian later in life. Gay men it doesn’t work so much that way. It’s usually they’re like ‘oh okay, no I’m gay.'”

I’m not sure I buy that. “Many?” Lesbianism as a reaction to asshole men? Isn’t that kind of a burn on just being a gayelle? I know sexuality is supposed to be a spectrum but for “many” of us it’s pretty much determined from the jump. I can honestly tell you, as a gold-star gay, I would never consciously choose to button-stitch. Women are delightful creatures, and I’m a big fan of your feminine mystique (I often embody my own version) but you wouldn’t find me hanging in Tuna Town for a jillion. There would probably have to be large quantities of gold bullion and Chris Pratt (both versions – cutesy fat and jacked Marvel) up in there. Much like you wouldn’t see “many” lesbians after pole, amyriteladies? Can our lesbian commentators comment on this? He’s a dum dum, right? Honestly, it’s hard for me to take all of this seriously. It would involve looking past his “YouTube personality” hair.

Why am I stressing about what this fool says on a reality show? It’s Big Brother, not an Introduction to Human Sexuality seminar. I don’t even watch Big Brother! I just go to skeevy websites to check out pics when I hear there was a hot guy forced to wear a unitard or ass out in the shower. Julie Chen means very little to me.

You can attend Frankie Grande’s sexual science symposium yourself by watching the video below. His theory on how “many” lesbians are made starts at 3:20.

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