Floyd Mayweather Jr. Can Afford People To Read To Him

In what is probably the “and that’s a wrap, bitch” moment of the 50 Cent/Floyd Mayweather Jr. literacy challenge feud bullshit, Mayweather Tweeted pics of two checks made out to him totaling over 72 million. The Tweet also urged the unnamed recipient (Half-A-Buck) to “Read this.” He may be illiterate but the bitch knows how to work his calculator and his smartphone.

For those of you not in the know, assface Fiddy challenged the apparently already-challenged by words Floyd to read a page of Harry Potter aloud on Jimmy Kimmel. He then downgraded the material to Dr. Seuss (probably after hearing this sadness). This looks to be the response.

Read this $72,276,000.00. God bless. pic.twitter.com/dpwE3X7eLR

— Floyd Mayweather (@FloydMayweather) August 23, 2014

It’s definitely a cringe-moment when someone calls you out on this fundamental shortcoming. But if your job is basically to beat the fuck out of people (“people” being “the other boxer in the ring” and not “women”, dicknose) and get paid ridiculous sums of money to do it – you really don’t need literacy, do you? You can employ readers! But what if your word-servants aren’t handy? Eh, society is pretty much laid out for idiots. If a sign is red you should probably stop or run away, GPS or Siri can pretty much do everything for you, and someone at the Christmas party SHOULD stop you if they see you eating poinsettia leaves. You don’t put up a sign saying DON’T EAT THE POINSETTIA LEAVES at your Christmas parties? I hope you get sued.