Michelle Duggar Compared Child Molesters To Trans Women

Two Duggar posts in one day. It’s like a double gift from Hell!

Both of Michelle Duggar’s eyes are giving birth to a litter of teardrops today, but they’re crying for different reasons. Michelle’s left eye is crying tears of pure happiness, because the world finally knows that the Duggar army is growing even more. Michelle Duggar’s right eye is crying tears of bigoted sadness, because the anti-discrimination ordinance that she was trying to keep from passing, passed.

Early this morning, the City Council of Fayetteville, Arkansas passed an anti-discrimination ordinance that protects citizens from being discriminated against because of their age, gender, sexual orientation, marital status, gender identity, gender expression, race, religion, nationality, veteran status, disability and how much money they’ve got their bank account. It makes sense, but of course some bitches tried to stop it from going forward. One of those bitches was Michelle Duggar.

Michelle Duggar took a break from chasing her uterus after it escaped out of her twat to record a robocall where she asked the people of Fayetteville to tell council members to take the city back to the 1950s by voting no on the ordinance. Michelle was asked to do the robocall, because the voting public wants to hear the political advice of a crunchy-haired robot whose claim to fame is turning her coochie into an automatic tennis ball launcher.

Michelle Duggar warned parents that if the act passes, men who claim they are female (read: trans ladies) will be able to go into a ladies restroom and child touch little girls wrong. Michelle Duggar’s warning makes complete sense, because we all know that public bathrooms are total safe havens until a transgender person walks through the door and then it becomes a pedo wonderland. No non-trans dude has ever molested a boy in a dude’s bathroom and no non-trans chick has ever molested a girl in a lady’s bathroom. This has never happened.

The Duggars don’t even live in Fayetteville and I don’t even think they use public restrooms. They piss in the bushes and wipe with leaves the way Adam and Eve (not Steve) did. Here’s the transcript of Michelle Duggar’s robocall via The Washington Post:

Hello, this is Michelle Duggar. I’m calling to inform you of some shocking news that would affect the safety of Northwest Arkansas women and children. The Fayetteville City Council is voting on an ordinance this Tuesday night that would allow men – yes I said men – to use womens and girls restrooms, locker rooms, showers, sleeping areas and other areas that are designated for females only. I don’t believe the citizens of Fayetteville would want males with past child predator convictions that claim they are female to have a legal right to enter private areas that are reserved for women and girls. I doubt that Fayetteville parents would stand for a law that would endanger their daughters or allow them to be traumatized by a man joining them in their private space. We should never place the preference of an adult over the safety and innocence of a child. Parents, who do you want undressing next to your daughter at the public swimming pool’s private changing area? I still believe that we are a society that puts women and children first. Women, young ladies and little girls deserve to use the restroom or any other facility in peace and safety. Will you speak up for protecting women and children? Call 575-8330 and tell the Fayetteville City Council members and Mayor Jordan to vote ‘no’ on ordinance 119. The number again is 575-8330. For more information please go to www.freefayetteville.org. Paid for by freefayetteville.org.

Even if the Duggars used a public bathroom, they don’t have to worry about a stranger being in there with them since they’ll take up every damn stall.

So according to Michelle Duggar:

A trans woman  = an evil, child touching pedophile!

The minister of their church who has been accused of molesting young women = A man of GOD who needs their support!

Got it.

And here’s the recording of Michelle Duggar’s robocall if you need to hear it. Michelle really does put the robo in robocall. She sounds like a Stepford toddler who overdosed on anti-depressants.

Someone should really turn that into a disco remix.