Hot Slut Of The Day!
The back-up dancer, who is a proud graduate of The Fuck It Dance Academy, from Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video!
After what felt like months of Nicki Minaj sticking just the tip in by releasing stills and clips from her “Anaconda” video, she finally stuck it in balls deep at midnight. As expected, that mess is filled with ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS and more ASS. Just when you start to think your face has been hit with ASS for the last time, you get more ASS. It’s what a proctologist dreams about when they take a Viagra before going to bed. Shit’s got more airborne asses than a Bryan Singer pool party. The entire video looks like a Gilligan’s Island porn parody by Brazzers.
There’s plenty of shots of Nicki winking at modern science by jiggling the soil jelly she injected into her nalgas and that ASStravaganza ends with her giving Wheelchair Jimmy a lapdance as he thinks to himself, “Um, can we switch places, because my culo really wants to get to know your tongue.” There’s police tape around Amanda Bynes’ crotch this morning, because the sight of Nicki and Drake having dry butt sex made her vagina murder itself.
Nicki’s Jell-O Jigglers ass tried to get all the attention, but the breakout star of her “Anaconda” video is the back-up dancer who stole my heart by not giving a shit. While Nicki and the other dancers are doing the “You on a first date,” she’s doing the, “Errrr, nope, not today.” After the cut is a GIF of my new favorite back-up dancer in action:
But in her defense, she wasn’t the only one. Dancer on the left’s feet are over it too:
I love them both. They’re like me at yoga class. While everyone around me is om’ing while doing the downward dog pretzel child butterfly in the rain pose, I’m sitting cross-legged while sipping flavored water.
Here’s the full video. The song sounds like a Sir-Mix-A-Lot cassette tape that warped in the sun (that’s probably what Nicki was going for) and I fully appreciate the line “He toss my salad like his name is Romaine,” but you might want to watch it on mute. And did I mention there’s a whole lot of ASSSSSSSSSSS in it?
(Thanks to Jennifer for sending this in!)