Night Crumbs

August 18, 2014 / Posted by:

In the commercial for Chestica Simpson’s new perfume, her chichis are so pushed up and squeezed together that they look like the hairless, bubble butt ass of a twink. Chestica’s lucky that she didn’t look down at her butt tits and see Bryan Singer’s dick trying to poke between them – Lainey GossipĀ 

Jon Hamm to Ryan Reynolds regarding the Green Lantern: “I could’ve had that bitch if I wanted it!” – Celebitchy

Backdoor Farrah’s missing a decimal point between 5 and 4 – Reality Tea

Michi loves sausage…and baggage carousels – Drunken Stepfather

Lily Allen’s nipple looks like a gumdrop cookie – WWTDD

Demi Moore wished Tater Head a happy birthday with a gun cake – The Superficial

Add MiserAlba’s name to the long list of celebrities who can throw a ball better than 50 CentHollywood Tuna

Just as she does ever year, Ellen DeGeneres hired a skywriter for her and Portia de Rossi’s wedding anniversary and surprisingly the message in the sky didn’t read, “I want a divorce”Towleroad

Rachel Bilson’s still growing a baby – Popoholic

Christian Bale is a father again and please please tell me he named his kid Fucking Done Professionally BalePopsugar

On a scale from “I’m with you” to “I’m going to need you to have a seat while I scream for a mental health professional to come and get you,” how creepy is it to fap to pictures of Disney prince dicks? – Jezebel

Jena Malone might be in Batman vs. Superman because the cast isn’t big enough – ICYDK

Frankie Grande’s b-hole is going to shoot off of his body and through the roof of the Big Brother house if Zach doesn’t tickle it already – Boy Culture

Milla Jovovich is having another baby – Just Jared

When Iggy Azalea tried to be the next Willa FordOMG Blog

Chris Pratt needs to take his old Scooby-Doo van and drive through the ocean to Norway to save Shaggy – HuffPo

Ellen DeGeneres’ house looks like Camp Troop Beverly Hills if there was a Camp Troop Beverly Hills – The Berry

Vanilla Ice gets ice’d – SOW

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