Open Post: Hosted By Mulder The Door-Opening Pussy

August 12, 2014 / Posted by:

The truth is out there and Mulder the kitty can open any door to find it.

Nowhere is safe now that pussies can open doors by themselves. The pussy revolution is about to begin. QUICK! Arm yourself with socks so you can restrain our new overlords by tying a sock around their belly when they come at you. They are not defenseless against socks, yet. But really, Mulder might think he’s hot shit because he can open an unlocked door, but he isn’t that special. I’ve seen this done before. When I lived my sister, her cat would easily get a door to open by screaming, crying, yelping and scratching until a dumb, gullible, fart-brained human opened it. Bitch wasn’t about to get his paws dirty on a nasty knob.

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