Night Crumbs

August 11, 2014 / Posted by:

This GIF of Ian Somerhalder kissing the factory-defected Charo Bratz doll Ariana Grande Latte at the Teens Shouldn’t Have A Choice Awards is the visual definition of awkward. In that GIF, Ian plays the part of me and Ariana Grande Latte plays the part of every bad first date I’ve ever had – Lainey GossipĀ 

So which one of these new Real Housewives of Atlanta is going to snap and end up using Kenya Moore as a Swiffer at the next reunion? SPOILER ALERT: Both – Reality Tea

So I see Calvin Harris is taking his break-up with Rita Whora really well – Celebitchy

Michelle Rodriguez gets naked in mud and I’ve nearly bruised whatever is left of my brain while trying to come up with a Zac Efron scat joke – Drunken Stepfather

Who ever paid Wonky McValtrex $347,000 to DJ should know that a monkey would gladly press the play button for a lot less and it wouldn’t give everyone crabs – The Superficial

On one hand, Kendull Jenner is an entitled piece of trash. On the other hand, I’d be sucking down whole vineyards if Pimp Mama Kris was my mom – WWTDD

Apparently Kid got auto-tuned because the Internet would crumble into a billion pieces if he didn’t – Towleroad

If Chestica Simpson keeps sucking in so hard, her melted titty sacks are going to pop out – Popsugar

I think Adriana Lima’s right ass cheek is winking at me – Hollywood Tuna

Gwen Stefani wore overalls to the beach – Popoholic

YAAASSS! Patti LaBelle is going to be on American Horror Story: Freak Show. I hope she screams at some children – Jezebel

In case you want to know what DJ Tanner said about the death of Robin WilliamsBuzzfeed

The custody war between Megan from Melrose Place and her husband is still a wreck – ICYDK

And somewhere in the corner, a ghost stands with Justin Bieber and shows him his future – Boy Culture

Lady CaCa wishes she had the eyebrow game of Faye Dunaway as Joan CrawfordSOW

Nope – The Berry

Emma Stone might be Sally Bowles in Cabaret on Broadway – Just Jared

You can always count on American teens to care about the REAL issues that matter – HuffPo

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