Night Crumbs

August 8, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Prince Hot Ginge has a new piece who’s not (Warning: Reading the next word may make you fart your stomach out due to shock) blond and is named Camilla. It’s going to be really weird at holiday time when the entire family is staying in the same palace and the sound of father and son screaming the same name will be heard. Or will it? – Lainey Gossip

Poke at me when Prostitution Whore-ah is going back to Real Housetrash of New Jersey – Reality Tea

Marianne Faithfull’s boyfriend killed Jim Morrison – Celebitchy

Here’s 33 facts about your childhood toys including this one: Critics called Twister “sex in a box” when it first came out. Um, so Twister isn’t supposed to be a sex toy? – Towleroad

Does Rosetta Stone have a Braille edition, because I’m probably going to need it after seeing this shit. The blindness is coming… – The Superficial

It’s an ice cube in lingerie (not a Nicole Kidman post. The other ice cube) – Drunken Stepfather

Gisele Bundchen is still in a bikini in case you were wondering – Hollywood Tuna

Danity Kane are over and now I know what it felt like to be alive when the Beatles broke up – WWTDD

Christina Ricci is a mom and reading that line definitely made a grey hair grow out of your nose – Just Jared

Alessandra Ambrosio Salad pays a parking meter while wearing the L.A. ho uniform of coochie cutters and a flimsy cotton shirt that looks it would melt in the rain – Popoholic

Kim Kartrashian is putting out the perfect book for you to look at on the toilet when you’re really constipated and need something to inspire you to shit – Popsugar

Oh, don’t mind Lindsay Lohan, the coke’s trying to escape out of her nose again – ICYDK

I may or may not have fapped to #3 in a porn – The Berry

Question of the decade: What happened to the cast of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose? – Pajiba

Coming soon: A lot more of DanRad’s ass – HuffPo

Emmy Rossum really dressed down for lunch. Slob ass bitch! – Moe Jackson

Panty Creamer of the Day: Olympian ginger ass cheeks alert – OMG Blog

Geena Davis is going back to TV, but sadly it’s not in a reboot of The Geena Davis Show – TVLine

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