Night Crumbs
If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if Lady Miss Kier’s wardrobe from 1990 and the leftover fabric bin from a House of Fabrics circa 1993 simultaneously barfed all over Big Edie from Grey Gardens, Madge is showing you the answer. Madge is giving you “abuelita hit up the Contempo Casuals going out of business sale” – Lainey Gossip
Ramona Singer’s marriage is really over this time and now she’s free to be with her real love: Pinot Grigio – Reality Tea
In today’s “Sure Jan” news, Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy, because she wanted to spend more time with her kids – Celebitchy
Gay-baiting extraordinaire James Franco slaps at Gawker for doing what he’s been doing for years – Towleroad
The Cheesecake Factory, Frapps and Photoshop does Our Lady of Cheetos’ body good – Drunken Stepfather
If Floyd Mayweather also makes his assistant wipe his tiny ass, someone should tell her that Starbucks is always hiring and they’ve got a benefits package – The Superficial
Miley Cyrus gives her fans their money’s worth (Abreva not included) – WWTDD
Chrissy Teigen and her chichis do Esquire – Popoholic
Megan Fox’s just checking to see if her brain fell out again – Hollywood Tuna
Attention: Single ladies of the world, your dreams have come true. Adam Duritz is on Tindr – OMG Blog
Lifetime’s Saved By The Bell movie looks like it has the budget of a high school theater production and the acting talent of an amateur porn. I can’t wait! – Jezebel
Robert Downey Jr.’s son is officially facing a felony – Just Jared
January Jones got banged – ICYDK
PUPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHS – The Berry
Something something Khloe Kardashian something something – Popsugar
Lady CaCa got too high in Denver. Lightweight. – Boy Culture
The lobster tail pretzel looks like a rock monster’s diseased peen and yes I probably still would – SOW
Kendra Wilkinson’s toilet still hasn’t coughed up her wedding ring – Celebslam
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