Open Post: Hosted By Peter Dinklage With A Mullet And A Space Gun

August 5, 2014 / Posted by:

He’s like a mini Billy Ray Cyrus and if you replaced that space gun with a Taco Party Pack for one, he’d really be a mini Billy Ray! Quick, hide him before Miley Cyrus traps him and forces him to perform in her twerk & pony show.

Here’s Peter Dinklage, Ashley Benson and Josh Gad shooting scenes for some movie called Pixels in Toronto yesterday. IMDB says that Pixels also stars Adam Sandler and Kevin James, and that might seem like it has the makings of a theatrical caca-covered dick raisin that will win every category at the Razzies and break box office records by making -$12 in its opening weekend (because the one ho who will pay to see it will ask for a refund as compensation for their pain and suffering). But Adam Sandler had a genius thought and realized that the only thing that can pull him out of the lukewarm puddle of shit that Blended and Grown Ups 2 put him in is to star in a movie with a mullet-wearing, space gun-wielding Peter Dinklage. Pixels will make at least $100 billion in its opening weekend. And if you walk by a movie theater tonight and see a line wrapped around 4 blocks, ask them if they’re there to see that Guardians of the Galaxy shit and I guarantee you they’ll all say in unison, “Guardians of the What? We’re waiting for Pixels!”

Because is there anything else we need in life other than Peter Dinklage with a mullet?

Pics: Pacific Coast News, Splash

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