Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry’s Video For “This Is How We Do”

July 31, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

If Pee-wee Herman and a Pink Panther ice cream bar jacked off and jizzed on a Mondrian calendar from the Dollar Tree and then baked it in an Easy Bake oven before pulling it out and covering it with Brooke Candy’s watermelon Jolly Ranchers-infused saliva, flat Strawberry Kiwi Shasta, used-up scratch ‘n sniff stickers and barf from a rejected Target commercial, the end product would look just like this video. The Cultural Appropriate Queen (sorry Miley) and her “Japanesy” nails are bringing the ice cream cone twerking foolery in the video for the song that sounds like the most-requested jam during hip hop night at the club where Kids Inc. performs.

And if you’re wondering whether or not you should expose your senses to this messiness by pressing play, I’ll let this still of Katy Perry with faux baby hairs and albino brows answer that question for you:

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