Night Crumbs

July 31, 2014 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl was the belle of the ball at Ladies’ Day at the Goodwood Racecourse (“Did somebody say goodwood?” – John Travolta) in England and he made b-holes pucker, but he should really fire his stylist for not telling him to wear his stiletto lifts. It’s a good thing the lady in blue knows that nobody towers over the Scientology prince and made herself short while in his presence. Crisis averted! – Lainey Gossip¬†

In other words, Kate Gosselin couldn’t afford her bodyguard/slam piece anymore – Reality Tea

Dear Cameron Diaz, the hell are you doing? You’re supposed to be a proud slut icon. This is unacceptable. – Celebitchy

Hmmm, why is that drone with Martha Stewart’s logo on it carrying a lit bomb while flying over my house?” – Blake NotSoLivelyThe Superficial

Well, the dog looks cute. I know, I set that one up for you – Drunken Stepfather

But when is Jenny McCarthy going to apologize for existing? – Towleroad

The Porn Iguana can jump in the air while holding two 200lb medicine balls on her chest. Where is her gold medal in weight lifting? – WWTDD

Zoe Saldana smiles while her privacy is violated by the photographers taking a picture of her obvious baby bump – Popoholic

Michelle Rodriguez, who is always on a yacht, is on a yacht again – Hollywood Tuna

It’s Peek-A-Pube Thursday! – The Berry¬†

Oh, it’s just some puppies rolling down a hill – Jezebel

Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult ate sushi in Japan and no, I don’t know which one is which – Popsugar

Here’s Big Brother’s Douche Mode Cowboy’s ass crack – OMG Blog

Sharkando 2′s craziest moments is nothing without Tara Reid’s Oscar-Emmy-Tony-and-People’s Choice-worthy plane scene – HuffPo

Zac Efron needs some social lubricant. Too easy. – ICYDK

With a shaved head, Nick Jonas looks like a big, buff cut peen – Just Jared

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