Night Crumbs
If somebody ever asks you to define the meaning of “sophistication,” show them these pictures of Danity Kane looking like late-80s hookers who are known for giving blow jobs for beer in a parking lot Port-A-Potty at Nascar races – Hollywood Tuna
Oscar Isaac bites Pedro Pascal’s ear and judging by Pedro Pascal’s face, he’s also getting a little “poked in the butt” action – Lainey Gossip
The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s ratings are dropping faster than Juicy Joe’s side piece when he waves a stolen $100 at her face, because nobody’s here for Teresa Giudice’s PR stunt – Reality Tea
Zendaya dropped out of the Aaliyah Lifetime movie, because she thought the production values were trash and when a 17-year-old Disney trick thinks your production values are trash…. – Celebitchy
The Swedish Shauna Sand goes sugar daddy hunting in Greece – WWTDD
Alessandra Ambrosia Salad served up some chola stripper hotness in Brazil – Drunken Stepfather
Selena Gomez’s plastic titty bags deflated – The Superficial
Panic! At The Disco trolls the trolls – Jezebel
Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black were on a plane that had to make an emergency landing in Russia, but wait, those two fly coach?! – Towleroad
Oh, look, Kim Kartrashian did something she NEVER does – IDLYITW
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Selena Gomez wearing? – Popoholic
The National Enquirer’s TOMMY GIRL’S GAY LIFE EXPOSED cover story would’ve been shocking and brand new if the year was 1985 – Boy Culture
Joaquin Phoenix is Hollywood’s greatest forehead actor – The Berry
These pictures of Sofia Vergara and Joe ManJello are so natural and so not staged! – Popsugar
The Shining prequel that nobody needed or asked for is coming – OMG Blog
Lauren Conrad calls out Allure for the truest thing they’ve ever published – HuffPo
Zac Efron spent the night at Michelle Rodriguez’s house and if you stare at his overnight bag long enough, you can almost see the outline of a double-sided dildo – Just Jared