You Can Now Buy Rubber Molds Of Backdoor Farrah’s Down Low Parts

July 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Last year, some of us were rushed to the ER for third degree burns to our ear tunnels when we poured hot Clorox into our ear holes hoping to cleanse our brains of the image of Backdoor Farrah getting her cooze and b-hole molded. Well, call the ER and tell them to get that burn kit ready again, because hot Clorox might make another appearance in your ear holes thanks to these pictures of Backdoor Farrah posing with rubber molds of her twat and ass at the launch party for her line of sex toys at 340 restaurant & nightclub in Pomona, CA on Saturday night. (Dear Pomona, CA, How could you take part in this foolery? I thought I knew you! Actually, I do know you, which is why I shouldn’t be surprised by this.)

Z-list porn star, mother of the century, Christian author and frozen yogurt mogul Farrah Abraham shoved her Nerf ball chichis into The Slut Dress’ sluttier second cousin and a stuck a pair of factory-defected polyester clip-on bangs into her hair to show off the rubber mold of the pussy that got her 15 seconds of fame after she pulled a baby out of it and got her another 15 seconds of fame when James Deen stuck his semi-soft peen in it. The words “NOT TRUE TO THE REAL THING” should be on the box of Backdoor Farrah’s rubber box, because when I watched her porn and stared deep into her wide set vagina, I swear I saw a senator’s daughter clutching onto a bottle of lotion. I didn’t see that in the rubber mold of Farrah’s poon. Farrah should sue. Actually, she’ll probably sue anyway after she claims that the sex toys were supposed to be used for her personal use only and she feels violated that they were released to the public without her permission!

Here’s Backdoor Farrah delivering massive amounts of class, grace and sophistication while showing off the rubber molds of her b-hole and v-hole. Being the entrepreneur that she is, I’m sure she’ll do a cross promotion with Froco and soon you’ll be able to buy a mold of her rubber vagina that squirts out frozen yogurt. And it’s your lucky day if your wet dream fantasies involve a Muppet pony licking on a rubber snatch.

Pics: Splash

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