Night Crumbs
The Photoshop Awards: Jezebel posted the raw and unretouched pictures of Photoshop Queen Mimi in Wonderland Magazine as shot by Uncle Terry. It took me a while to realize that the “tears” on her dress aren’t the kind of tears you make when you look at Uncle Terry’s creepy after-school special face – Jezebel
The look IS Sienna Miller wearing a deflated, polyester, discount Dolly Parton wig while shooting a movie in Massachusetts with a snaggle-toothed Johnny Depp – Lainey Gossip
Karolina Kurkova’s nipple in the wild: here it is – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Kate Gosselin listens to her kids’ conversations with their dad, because she’s a controlling, scheming monster and also because she gets off on the “given up on life” tone in his voice – Reality Tea
Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want Uncle Terry to jack off on Justin Theroux’s face anymore – Celebitchy
Aubrey O’Day giving me netted ham and all the fixings glamour – The Superficial
This 4-minute-long video is the reason why every supermodel (except Phoebe Price, of course) will retire from the business – Towleroad
And L’Oreal has announced that they have replaced the Gazelle-killing soccer fan with Steven Spielberg! – WWTDD
Yeah, yeah, Maria Sharapova’s in a two piece, but that paparazzo has their priorities screwed up, because where’s the close-ups of Grigor Dimitrov’s bulge? – Popoholic
Jennifer Aniston better step up her product placement game, because Nina Agdal is coming for her gig – Hollywood Tuna
Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans went to a firehouse together. I’ve had wet dreams that started out just like that…. – ICYDK
Note to dudes dating any girls on Glee: Break up with her immediately and stay away from hotel rooms – HuffPo
Oh, Shirtless Friday is like a trip down memory lane for me, because it’s like looking at pictures of all my past imaginary boyfriends – The Berry
For the Forever Aloners who have always wanted to hear Siri bust one – SOW
Channing Tatum shaved his head – Popsugar
Blame this on Lux the Angry Pussy’s impact – Uproxx
Kristen Stewart looks like a homeless Drop Dead Fred – Just Jared