I know, Kelly Osbourne needs to get her money back, because that tattoo artist completely spelled “stupid” wrong. And isn’t she British? Shouldn’t it be “stouries?”
Kelly Osbourne, who’s starting to look like a Hot Topic My Little Pony, decided last night that it would be a really good idea to get the word “stories” permanently inked into the side of her skull, because she’s deep like that. You know, I love hard pricks on my face, but head tattoos freak me out. I feel like that needle jamming into the side of my head would rattle my last working brain cell and it’s already been through enough. Kelly’s tattoo could’ve been worse, though. It could be in Comic Sans font and if that happened the entire Internet would call for her beheading.
And Kelly’s tattoo artist’s face says it all. This is the face of a tattoo artist who regrets the last hour and wishes there wasn’t photographic proof that he did that to Kelly Osbourne.
That is a “Please don’t put this on Instagram“ face if I ever saw one.
Kelly has much bigger problems than her new head tattoo, though. Soon Kelly won’t be able to flip me off with her left hand for calling her tattoo stupid, because those rings are slowly strangling the life out of her two fingers. Those fingers look like they’re close to death and a priest needs to be called in to read them their last rites. Kelly needs to stop playing around with the dumb tattoos and take her ass to ER, because shit is really serious when you’re about to lose to perfectly good finger banging fingers.
After the jump are two more pictures from Kelly’s Instagram of her getting pricked in the head.