Seen here serving up some ‘contemplative Munchkin cat-legged rent boy’ realness, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was arrested on Tuesday for sticking around long past his expiry date of 2012. NO! It was because the human version of nut sweat on a workout bench at the gym got into a fistfight with his brother, Frank Sorrentino.
According to TMZ, cops were called to the tanning salon they co-own in Middletown, NJ after a fight broke out between the two brothers over a business disagreement (“Frank! You forgot to order more Playboy Bunny tanning stickers!”). Police arrived to find The Situation sporting a bloody black eye rassling with Frank in the middle of Boca Tanning Salon, so they broke up the fight and arrested The Situation. He was booked for simple assault (too easy) and released on $500 bail. $500 for punching the shit out of someone in the middle of a tanning salon? Apparently getting arrested for assault in New Jersey costs the same as a fishing license.
This isn’t the first time an employee of Boca Tanning has called cops on The Situation: last week, the police were called to Boca because over bounced pay checks. Hmmm, something in the muscle milk ain’t clean. Oh, I know! It’s because it’s a business that’s run by a roided-up dum-dum former MTV reality star pill head. Dear employees of Boca: save yourself some time and put the number for the Middletown police on speed dial. You will be calling it often.
If you want to see a greasy talking boner, TMZ has a video of The Situation leaving the police station. My only question is: what in the fuck is with the giant scratches on his neck?? Is “Frank Sorrentino” the New Jersey alias of Lux the Cat?