Open Post: Hosted By The Dangers Of Walking On Ice In Heels

June 15, 2014 / Posted by:

After the L.A. Kings beat the New York Rangers and won the Stanley Cup (whatever that is) on Friday night, fans and friends of the players took to the ice to celebrate, or something, and one chick learned a new equation: ice + heels = a freezer burned face. I checked to see that she didn’t die of physical injuries or embarrassment, and she didn’t, so it’s okay to let out a million HAHAHAHAs, play again and then let out a million more HAHAHAHAHAAs.

But you know, she should’ve played it off. After she becomes one with that ice, she starts to get up and it almost looks like she’s about to do the worm, so she should’ve done the worm and acted like she meant to fall like that.

via Uproxx

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