Chelsea Clinton is around 4 or 5 months knocked up and at last night’s Wildlife Conservation Society Gala at the Central Park Zoo in NYC, she showed pregnant women how to bring the glamour and sex. From the waist up, Chelsea gave us “conservative office manager at a hedge fund company who dressed up to have drinks with her girlfriends at TGI Friday’s after work on a Friday night” and from the waist down she gave us “9 months knocked up Kim Kartrashian at the club.” Who knew that pregnancy her would bring out her inner class and sophistication.
I don’t know for a fact that zero cows were killed to make those hot leggings, but I’m assuming they’re fake. They look like fake leather and wearing real leather to a wildlife conservation event is like having bareback sex while shooting up heroin with a dirty needle in the bathroom of an amfAR event. You just don’t do it. There’s a time and a place!
And Hillary Clinton speaking at a wildlife conservation event makes sense, because she knows all about wildlife. I mean, she’s married to one of the biggest pussy hounds out there.