Broke Bitch Tori Spelling Spent $6000 On A Birthday Party For Her Daughter

June 13, 2014 / Posted by:

Despite the fact that the words “Help me, I’m poor” fall out nearly every time she goes to open her mouth, Radar says that last weekend, Tori Spelling took her mind off The Deaner and his wandering peener’s return to Canada by dropping a shitload of money on a spa-themed birthday party for her daughter Stella McDermott. It looks like the check that Lifetime deposited into Tori’s account at Fame Whore Savings & Loan finally cleared. Now, I’m sure most 6-year-olds would have been cool with 45 minutes in the backyard sprinkler and a corner piece from Fudgie the Whale, but since Tori still believes she’s the poor man’s Goopy Paltrow (accent on the poor) here’s what she spent $6000 dollars on:

“The former Donna Martin spared no expense in making sure every detail was precise for the tot’s annual big day, including actresses dressed up as Disney characters, a stage with a full karaoke set-up; impeccable catering for all pallets, featuring fare ranging from sushi to mac & cheese to tamales, homemade cupcakes, cookies, a huge cake in the shape of a tube of pink lipstick, enormous baskets of organic fresh fruits. Stella’s pals also went home from the soiree with amazing swag bags, akin to a gifting suite for children.”

Of course, the human version of Janice the Muppet had to post every shameless detail of the party on her website to show who she was hustling for cash, and this year the Is Business That Bad? award goes to Sketchers and a juice company. It’s really too bad that The Deaner was filming up in Canada and had to miss it. “Oh, I wouldn’t say I missed anything; I’ve scored at least 10 times since I got off the plane! UP TOP! Come on Hooters girls, don’t leave me hanging. Drop the basket of wings and give your ol’ pal The Deaner a high five! I’ll also take a ‘low four’, if you know what I mean. Wink!”

Here’s more of Tori this past weekend, sans Deaner.

Pic: Tori, Splash

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