QOTD: Anna Kendrick Says Nobody’s Hit On Her In Five Years

June 11, 2014 / Posted by:

Anna Kendrick, the singer of that “Cups” song from the film Pitch Perfect you’ve heard 1,983,574 times and the only tolerable part of the Twilight series (I don’t even think those two things can be classified as compliments), told ELLE Magazine that despite being skinny, pretty, rich, famous, and talented, she swears that “honest to god” nobody has hit on her since the film Up in the Air was released, but that it doesn’t really surprise her:

“I’ve never felt like I’ve exactly traded on my looks. When I was a teenager, I was an ultralate bloomer, and my mom would say it was a blessing, because it means you never have to wonder if guys are only interested in you because you’ve got boobs.  I would have been thrilled if guys were interested in me because of my boobs! Similarly, I think I’m lucky that I’ve never had a crisis about whether the only reason I’m successful is because I’m crazy hot. It’s not something that crosses my mind.”

I know why nobody will hit on Anna Kendrick: they’re afraid that if they buy her a drink, she’ll dump it out and start clapping the glass all over the bar and singing that damn “Cups” song. Then when their ears start bleeding, she’ll call 9-1-1 and clap the “Cups” song on the container for used hypodermic needles in the ambulance, . Then when they get to the hospital, she’ll find a bedpan and clap the “Cups” song till their brain sends a message to the life support machine that says “$20 if you can unplug yourself and make it look like an accident.” 

Here’s more of Anna Kendrick in ELLE. You know that the bunny and the watermelon in the first picture are both thinking: “This hussy better not flip me over and start clapping…” 

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