Kanye Kardashian must still be weeping bitter tears into his best embroidered lace hanky over Jay-Z bailing on his tacky multi-million dollar pre-divorce ceremony to Lucifer’s most ruthless hooker Kim Kardashian, because The Guardian claims that during his performance at the X Music festival in Austin, TX, several concertgoers noticed that Kanye was bitchily deleting “Jay-Z” from every lyric that mentioned his name.
Kanye started channeling Regina George during his performance of “Cold”, when he removed Jay-Z’s name from the lyric “Lucky I ain’t had … drop him from the team.” Later on, during the song “Blood on the Leaves”, Kanye said “I don’t give a damn if you used to talk to … he ain’t with you, he with Beyoncé” and instead of saying “You need to stop acting lazy” he shouted “You need to stop acting crazy!” The first verse of “Touch the Sky” ends with a quote from Jay-Z, but he scrapped the end of the verse altogether. Then Kanye pulled out a pink photo album, flipped past the pages of Jimmy Kimmel and Nasim Pedrad to a picture of Jay-Z, and told everyone to grab a Sharpie and write something mean in the Burn Book about that grotsky little byotch.
Unfortunately, Pimp Mama Kris kant make any kash off Kim’s husband if he’s moping around his bedroom in an oversized Watch the Throne Tour hoodie and listening to Avril Lavigne’s “My Happy Ending” on repeat, so she sent Kanye and Kim on a second honeymoon to Mexico just two weeks after they returned from their first honeymoon in Ireland. “Ah, so that’s why the house smelled like rancid Botox and cheap bronzer for two weeks. Thank god she never comes into my room; I’d never get that stank out of my clothes” – North West to one of her nannies.