In #GETMONEYBITCH News, Halle Berry Has To Pay Gabriel Aubry $16,000 A Month In Child Support

June 9, 2014 / Posted by:

A couple of years ago, TMZ reported that a judge in Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry’s messy bitch fight of a custody battle temporarily ordered that she must pull $20,000 out of her checking account and put that money in his lusciously soft Creme de la Mer-covered hands every single month. We all praised JESUS, because finally Gabriel could change his last year’s BMW 7 series with REGULAR leather for a new BMW 7 series with Napa leather. That regular leather was really scratching his adonis porcelain skin. But I guess that $20,000 a month was really just temporary, because today People says that a judge ordered Halle to pay Gabriel just $16,000 a month. $20,000 to $16,000?! Let’s start a Kickstarter, because how is Gabriel Aubry going to survive?!

On May 30th, the Los Angeles Court declared that Halle will have to give Gabriel a piece of her B*A*P*S money every month until 6-year-old Nahla turns 19 or graduates from high school, whichever comes first. Halle also has to pay Gabriel $115,000 in retroactive child support and they both will have custody of Nahla.

This is totally not going to stop these crazy bitches from fighting some more. Halle is going to hire that family that sent all 6 of their kids to college by the age of 12 so they can work their homeschooling magic on Nahla and get her to graduate high school when she’s 10. Then Halle will be free of having to paying Gabriel Aubry’s ass. And Gabriel Aubry will make Nahla watch Keeping Up with the Kartrashians day and night so her brain cells will die and she’ll flunk out and become a third grade dropout.

Here’s Gabriel living that “I don’t have to work, I got that child support money” life at the SAG Foundation 5th Annual Actors FORE Actors LA Golf Classic in Burbank today..

Pics:, Splash

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