JLo Would Like You To Know That She And Casper Smart Broke Up Weeks Ago
JLo would like everyone to know that her leased piece Casper The Oh-So Friendly Boy Toy didn’t “cheat” on her when he text fucked another trick. Casper didn’t cheat on Jenny from Rodeo Drive, because they were already broken up! In other words, JLo’s people added a few gift certificates to the glory hole to his severance package to say that they broke up in April, because NOBODY cheats on JLo!
Last month, The Dirty posted an Instagram conversation between Casper and a bikini model named Sofie Vissa, who’s transgendered. Sofie later told InTouch that she and Casper never slurped on each other’s fuck parts, but they did exchange “racy” pictures and she gave him a picture of her in her full naked glory. The story was turning into a major ESCANDALO (not at all), so this morning, UsWeekly, TMZ and People said they heard from a source (Hi, JLo’s spokesbitch) that Casper moved his toys out of the playroom and collected his last check two months ago. UsWeekly’s source spit this out about the buff frog changing his job title from “boy toy” to “unemployed boy toy” after two and a half years.
“It has actually been an amicable process that started a few months ago. It wasn’t an easy decision, but they decided to stay friends…Their relationship couldn’t work with the distance. He started trying to establish his own life and career, and she is so focused on hers, and they just couldn’t be all about each other anymore. [JLo] is fine. She’s so focused on promoting the album. They are both in a good place now.”
TMZ’s source (Hi, Casper!) says that it’s “laughable” that Casper wants Jenny with the Cock and would sext with a woman he knows is transgendered. Bitch, please. What’s really “laughable” is that anyone would want naked pictures of Casper’s frogger troll-looking ass. (Okay, I probably would, but that’s besides the point).
“Casper has been a single guy and can text or see whoever he wants, but the idea that he was knowingly texting a transsexual is laughable. He’s not that guy, but like a lot of single guys online he obviously likes to look at a ‘lil T and A.”
Casper and JLo were at the Billboard Awards together on May 18th, but People’s source explained that by saying that they were still taking a little extra time to fully, fully break up.
This cover up is messier than JLo’s live singing. Obviously, JLo tore up Casper’s contract when he violated it by getting caught sexting with somebody else and she’s trying to cover it up with this bullshit story, because nobody does her wrong. Why would anybody cheat on JLo!? Grown men have fought each other and died to get a piece of her ass. I think I learned about that in history class. Whatever, JLo is probably trolling playgrounds for her next toy and Casper is drying his tears on a random peen at the glory hole. No, he’s not crying, because he’s not with JLo anymore. He’s crying, because he’s out of a job!
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