Open Post: Hosted By The Page Boy Who Passed Out During THE QUEEN’s Speech

June 5, 2014 / Posted by:

In case you missed this video from Gawker, below is a video of a page boy doing an impersonation of Lana Del Rey thinking about feminism during THE QUEEN’s speech to Parliament yesterday. While the page boy was done up like a cross between 80s Prince and Tama the Station Cat, he passed the hell out and THE QUEEN didn’t even stop to see if he had died. She just kept on going and probably because she’s used to young boys passing out while she’s talking (example: Prince Hot Ginge drunkenly passing out into a plate of spotted dick at the dinner table). The Daily Mail says that the page boy was carried out of the chambers and he’s fine now. Before you watch the video, you better stick two vials of smelling salts up your nostrils, because hearing THE QUEEN dribble out a few seconds of a boring speech will make you want to pass out from boredom too.

And now that page boy will forever be known as the Michelle to THE QUEEN’s Beyonce.

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