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Stephen, the latest trick to enter The Wheel Of Fortune Dumbest Guesses Of All-Time Hall Of Fame!
The puzzle was pretty much spelled out for him. The category was “song lyrics” and that shit read: “S_RF C_ _ Y _ERE WE COME.” Could it be more any more obvious? I mean, maybe you could get “SURF CLITTY WERE WE JIZZ” out of that, but Stephen’s brain must’ve malfunctioned at the wrong time, because he guessed “SURF CLAY HERE WE GO.” I mean, it’s no Self-Potato, but damn. Spambots make more sense than that.
“Surf Clay Here We Go” is something my mom would text me after she had a manicure. She’d mean to text me “Hi Honey, I Love You [smiley face emoji] Mom” and strangely enough, I’d know what she meant.
The lady in the yellow skirt managed to keep the laughs from spilling out of her mouth and she answered the puzzle correctly. Poor Stephen. Either his nerves screwed with him at the wrong time or he’s Kendull Jenner’s English tutor.
And while watching that HIGHLY IMPORTANT NEWSWORTHY clip, you can almost see the dead smug beast on Pat Sajak’s head grow stronger. It feeds off of the embarrassment of contestants.