Basement Baby And Rachel Roy Were Both At The CFDAs, No Beat Downs Occurred

June 3, 2014 / Posted by:

“Sup, vato, float like a moth ball, sting like a mold mite.” – Basement Baby

Surprisingly, the most overheard sentence at last night’s CFDA Awards in NYC wasn’t, “Oh, no food for me, I’ll stick with this cup of air.” It was, “Er, I think I’ll take the stairs” every time someone came across noted camel beater and the real-life inspiration for the movie Devil, Basement Baby. BB was at the CFDAs last night and so was fashion designer type Rachel Roy, who some say is the reason why the Bruce Lee of the basement and the Illuminati kingpin Jay-Z got crazy in that elevator. The rumor goes that Jay-Z busted out some sweet camel lothario moves on Rachel Roy and since BeyonceBot has been programmed to not care about such things, Basement Baby brought the rage on that shady camel, because she felt like somebody from the Knowles family needed to. And at the CFDAs, Basement Baby and Rachel Roy MET [email protected][email protected]@!11

Some source tells UsWeekly that when Rachel, who came with Chrissy Teigen, and Basement Baby both walked into the event, everyone didn’t immediately form a circle around them and start chanting, “FINISH HER!” Nothing happened. Basement Baby’s people kept her away from Rachel all night. Stop it with Basement Baby’s “people.” I’d hardly call mice and baby raccoons “her people.

“Rachel looked uncomfortable. They obviously didn’t want to run into Solange, and Solange’s people also tried to steer clear of them.”

Rachel Roy can take off the bullet proof vest and she doesn’t have to pull out her mace every time she gets in an elevator. I think she’s safe for now. But you know who isn’t safe? Basement Baby. It’s only a matter of time before the corner of her eye catches a tornado of hair and sparkles coming toward her. That tornado of hair and sparkles will be Diana Ross coming to whoop BB’s trick ass for constantly stealing her look. Miss Ross is sick and tired of Basement Baby constantly giving us “Orlando Jones as Diana Ross in a Lifetime biopic.”


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